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Seraphim Slaughter - Scum Terror

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Aw it’s cute when pale white dudes from New Jersey try to record an “old school” sounding black/thrash metal album. Sorry just ‘cuz you call yourself, Creepo or Carnifex, or Christ Von Kieck or Archduke Odnanref, doesn’t mean you scare anyone. In fact it’s quite laughable, sort of like your overly distorted guitars, thrashy drums that can’t play fast enough to do proper blast beats, or those throaty excuses for bleating growls. Don’t bother unless you’re in for a laugh. Oh wait, that’s right I was supposed to be impressed with your pencil drawings of an anarchy symbol, a pentagram, needles, and a woman’s vagina spurting (with arrows pointing to it from the song entitled “Cervix Ripping Sex”) and your songs about rape, AIDS, and death. Maybe I should draw some sweet pics of me shaking in my boots!

- J-Sin

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